A lot of bad
things have been happening..like me writing this post on my phone seated on a cars bonnet 'coz e-mails were becoming much!!
I mean, Uncle Bob 'won' the elections yet again. All the same,
congratulations to Grace, you shall continue to rock Ferragamo,
Gucci and Versace all in one ensemble while Oxfam goes hard with
e-mails on the starving masses in Zimbabwe! Oh my dear Grace, why can’t we just
get clothes from uncle Bobs fashion label, House of Gushungo!!
(oh boy! There
chance at diplomacy in poor old Zim).
Tunisians are still holding anti-government rallies and the Egyptians overthrew
their president!! (..,I have a mediocre opinion on coups and will not delve
The Nigerian elite (some governor in a state called Zamfara) are looking to
marry girls as young as twelve!
Governor Yerima and the rest, get a grip on your ***** (you don’t want to
know what I said in my head there but I'll subtly settle for education
has done little for you! Let those little girls be..you grew up to
that advanced age, accord them the same chance and pray their sons
will not make the same shady choices you’re making!
Oops! I am told you apologized but I figured I’d take a go at you!
before the issue runs its sell by date
Some people sent the wrong electricity bills to Madibas house. Shame on them!
How'd you even get his address wrong!!
Kenyan women are not only looking to have men who promise to marry
them fulfill that promise through a parliament bill but are also
looking to pass another bill to get them off days during their period!
Don’t you just love us Kenyan women..drama all the way!
Ps..honey, I have you on record promising me marriage!! (Yes, I have a
boyfriend in case you're wondering! My un-diagnosed madness needs an
Well, that's just about it on the continental scene.
In my scene, some 'mysterious'(read as my blog followers, friends and
others..lol) people have been e-mailing me. Complaining about my
'lack' of personal posts. Where personal refers to posts of me ranting
and giving a random banter before I post photos of me trying hard to
be work appropriately fashionable (Basically what I set out doing at
the onset of setting up this blog).
My abject apologies for the loooooooooooong hiatus from posting such.
I am working on managing my time better so I can deliver better
how I managed to sound like a government official right there)
'No matter what kind of a hurry the buttocks may be in, they will always remain behind' (not the best of proverbs for what I'm about to express or
explain but I had nothing else on me)..The slight entente from writing
has not been intentional but like that phrase goes, do allow me come
back at a pace I can keep up in light of recent activities.(SMH..see this girl! So why'd you start a
blog if you can’t keep up. YES! I see and hear you, whoever said
that..in my head and yours as well..you who's reading!)
1. I'm still going hard on my hustle and grind.
2. I turned a big age not too long ago! So big I'm at that stage I'm
turning into one of those lame women who don’t 'tell' their age! I
should get over that pretty soon. Probably around November..lol.
3. I'm thinking of going back to school! Before you say anything, NO,
I didn't like campus that much..merely looking to settle a
score that was in my to-do-list since I was a 3'1" six year old!(I
haven't grown much have I..only added 3'5" inches to that in all these
years! Smh! Genes!)
Have you not vented enough Rosaline? (Can you believe this is how they
have my name spelt on my birth certificate?!)
Ok, enough! I'm back. I'll try being a regular on these blogging lanes.
ION, how have you been?